He’s running as fast as he can and the Whitney is falling as fast it can. He’s like, “Noooooooo!” and he starts running toward her. Bobby notices that this one super big Whitney is heading right toward his and Whitney Houston’s daughter. I should mention here that Bobby and Whitney have a daughter.īut as the Whitnadoes are dispersing (the bomb thing worked!), all of these Whitneys are falling from the sky and they’re just eating up everything and everyone. Some people go up in a helicopter and start throwing bombs into the Whitnadoes. We have to throw a bomb inside them because the hot air from the bomb will cause the Whitnado to disperse,” or something. Bobby’s like, “We have to stop the Whitnado. He’ll fix Whitney’s cocaine addiction later. But Bobby’s got bigger things on his mind. Bobby tries to keep her off cocaine by saying things like, “Don’t do cocaine.” It doesn’t work. Whitney ends up getting addicted to cocaine, but that’s never explained - the only thing that’s explained is that it wasn’t Bobby’s fault.
“Oh no, it’s a Whitnado!” someone shouts. They’re flying through the air as part of the waterspouts, if you can even believe that. They’re swimming around city streets that are underwater. All of a sudden, there are Whitneys FUCKING EVERYWHERE. It floods Los Angeles, and it also creates these waterspouts (basically tornadoes made of water), and as the waterspouts are created they pull up a bunch of Whitney Houstons that were swimming around in the water up into the sky. Then there’s this big hurricane that comes tearing through the Pacific Ocean. They like each other, and they’re pretty sweet about it (Yaya DaCosta, the woman who played Whitney, was actually very good and very likable and very convincing). Here is the plot for Whitney, which was more tumultuous than some people were expecting, though only slightly: Whitney meets Bobby at an awards show. Oh, hey, but God, since I got you: What’s up on my eyes? I thought I’d be able to see in heaven.” And God was like, “Well, yeah, but it’s better this way.” And Charles was like, “I disagree.” And God was like, “You’re kind of being a bummer right now.” And Charles was exasperated. “Jamie won an Oscar for that, right?” And Charles was like, “Yep. “Thank goodness for Jamie Foxx,” I’m sure he said Saturday night while Whitney played. You know who’s very happy right now? Ray Charles. Whitney Houston (probably) doesn’t appreciate it. 1 Aaliyah (probably) doesn’t appreciate it.
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Best I can tell that TV networks don’t care if ratings come sincerely or ironically, in the same way you didn’t care in middle school that a girl at the Halloween dance was dancing with you only because she was secretly making fun of you to her friends you only cared that she did, and then you just tried real hard to keep your erection from bumping up against her.īut so Lifetime is just going to keep making these movies, and we’re all just going to keep watching them to see how bad they can be. I don’t understand why Lifetime keeps making these movies.Īctually, I do understand: It makes them because we watch them.
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